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klesbian 

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.
klesbian by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

Keyboard Klansman 

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
Keyboard Klansman by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Klansman 

Klansman by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Klanadian 

(Noun) A Canadian who supports or is a member of the Klan (KKK)
'While in Vancouver'

George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.
Kansian is used to identify people who believe they have origins from Kansas, USA. Often confused with Kansan.
Airz is a Kansan but she likes to be identified as Kansian.
kansian by kansian March 23, 2008

Klausian 

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).
*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*
Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004