klesbian

a lesbian who is also a kleptomaniac.

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.

by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

Klesbian

Noun:
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.

Adjective:
2. used as an insult.

J: Hey, hey! check out that chick, bro!
R: Dude, put your glasses on. That's totally a klesbian.
J: Holy shit, you're right, check out the caterpiller on her face!

by HeliosJB October 18, 2011

klesbian

A Keyboard Lesbian is a male who roleplays at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.

"Gurl, what do you think? Lesbian or Klesbian?"

"Hmm, not sure yet... Oh Wait. Definitely Klesbian. HAHA."

by Kira McCallen February 9, 2008

klezbian

A lesbian, usually but not always Jewish, who loves Klezmer music beyond all comprehension. A klezbian also enjoys other forms of esoteric ethnic, world music and takes great pride in the fact that her tastes are so far outside the mainstream. Klezbians can usually be found in packs at live klezmer concerts, happily ignoring those around them.

I went to hear the Klezmatics and there were a ton of klezbians there.

by Jon Katajhina January 18, 2008

Kesbian

if you are a Kesbian, you have most likely slept in the rightful home of Kes, The Kesidential Palace

A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).

Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life

You know your a Kesbian if you have ever been Kes' big spoon.

by Lin-ZKesbian December 22, 2008

kesbian

tryhard lesbian that is very distinguishably queer

That wing spiker resembles a kesbian with his bleached hair and tongue piercing.

by arilololol June 7, 2020

klesbians

Plural of Keyboard Lesbian. Men who roleplay at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.

"ZOMG, the klesbians are here!"

by Kira McCallen February 9, 2008