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smoking too much pot, greening out, and waking up with a bloody asshole
"Why is my period coming out my ass? Oh, nvm I must have kanaled"
kanal by swagettefagette October 2, 2013
Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

Klandalia 

A nickname for Vandalia, Illinois. Vandalia, a small rural town, was once the Illinois state capitol. The nickname originated due to the town's citizens' known ties and involvement with the KKK. The intensely Republican town is now mostly known for its State Correctional Facility and high abundance of meth.
There are so many white people in Klandalia.
Klandalia by bhillsss June 24, 2021

Klanadian 

(Noun) A Canadian who supports or is a member of the Klan (KKK)
'While in Vancouver'

George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.

Klanglois 

When you’re so mad at your baby mama, you piss all over the kidsclothes.
Kyle was so pissed off at his baby mama, he lost it and klangloised her kidsclothes.
Klanglois by gogotales June 11, 2023

Klalallihgt 

Verb- klalallihgt is an unknown sexual activity that tends to be very painful if done multiple times. No one is really supposed to know what the action exactly IS, but they can still do the action on their friends, partner, or even their twin brother.
My friend invited me over to do this thing called "klalallihgting", should I go?
Klalallihgt by B.C Baldimore March 9, 2019