A nickname for Vandalia, Illinois. Vandalia, a small rural town, was once the Illinois state capitol. The nickname originated due to the town's citizens' known ties and involvement with the KKK. The intensely Republican town is now mostly known for its State Correctional Facility and high abundance of meth.
George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.
Verb- klalallihgt is an unknown sexual activity that tends to be very painful if done multiple times. No one is really supposed to know what the action exactly IS, but they can still do the action on their friends, partner, or even their twin brother.