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Being anally raped by an evil Krazy Klown.
There should have been a Klanal scene in Killer Klownz from outer space.
Klanal by JuniorMint433 September 30, 2009
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smoking too much pot, greening out, and waking up with a bloody asshole
"Why is my period coming out my ass? Oh, nvm I must have kanaled"
kanal by swagettefagette October 2, 2013
A burning cross.

A klu klux klan candle.
Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

Klandalia 

A nickname for Vandalia, Illinois. Vandalia, a small rural town, was once the Illinois state capitol. The nickname originated due to the town's citizens' known ties and involvement with the KKK. The intensely Republican town is now mostly known for its State Correctional Facility and high abundance of meth.
There are so many white people in Klandalia.
Klandalia by bhillsss June 24, 2021

Klanadian 

(Noun) A Canadian who supports or is a member of the Klan (KKK)
'While in Vancouver'

George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.

Klanglois 

When you’re so mad at your baby mama, you piss all over the kids’ clothes.
Kyle was so pissed off at his baby mama, he lost it and klangloised her kids’ clothes.
Klanglois by gogotales June 11, 2023

Klalallihgt 

Verb- klalallihgt is an unknown sexual activity that tends to be very painful if done multiple times. No one is really supposed to know what the action exactly IS, but they can still do the action on their friends, partner, or even their twin brother.
My friend invited me over to do this thing called "klalallihgting", should I go?
Klalallihgt by B.C Baldimore March 9, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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