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A Turkish delight full of intense sexual energy. Loves baklava and playing video games with his friends. Sexually entices woman to the point of exhaustion, and slabs his ten inch dick onto them. A common tittie fucker who loves anal sex as long as the girl shits on his chest first. A partier beyond all else, as he spends his weekends blasted inside bars waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his move.
He's a KaanAlp, so I will fuck him.
KaanAlp by Govols98 September 18, 2022
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Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.
Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

rain in kaanapali 

The feeling of being miserable and sick in a fun trip and having to stay in the hotel and watch YouTube for hours on end.
I sat in the squishy bed watching YouTube thinking “Why is there rain in kaanapali?”
rain in kaanapali by Icantrn2 November 14, 2022