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Something so gross, ugly, or unsexy that it essentially makes your dick flop downward instead of up forming the shape of a kitty paw
Person 1:Dude, did you see that fat chick in the swim suit?
Person 2: Yeah, i saw her....gave me a kittypaw right there
Kittypaw by boobytrapper January 3, 2010
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When someone (by thrusting their hand with two extended fingers into your belly) tries to simulate how it feels when you are all relaxed and comfortable and a kitty suddenly hops up and steps on you, ruining the moment. The two fingers demonstrate (through the use of applied pressure) the tiny paw as the weight from the cat (morbidly obese from domestication) presses down onto the formerly content victim. The result is unease and strong discomfort, borderlining on pain (think chinese water torture but worse).
Fear the wrath of my kitty paw!

Don't you dare kitty paw me!

Oh my god, I got kitty pawed last night. It was like a knife being plunged into my soul.
kitty paw by Sweet Dave November 24, 2006
When your boyfriend's hair gets really long and you run your fingers through it like a kitty to make him feel good.
My bf has such good hair I just want to kitty-paw him all day!
Kitty-paw by Kayaluki!!!! October 21, 2009

kitt7paws 

A roblox player who loves to play Friday night funkin type games! She is besties with vVTrustedZay. She is very pog and cool! She is good at pretty much every game! Her tiktok is emograce!
I really want to play with kitt7paws, they seem funny!
kitt7paws by kit$ April 19, 2021

Kittyhawk 

Someone says someting n00b
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KittyKawaiiGamer EX 

1.the Goddess of cats
2.a youtuber who’s cute(and has only posted one video)
3.Saitan
4.the master mind
Yeet KittyKawaiiGamer EX just posted thee second video!

.kittipawz 

amazing editor that loves the song camel by camel a lot
omg .kittipawz is such a good editor!
.kittipawz by .kittipawz January 23, 2022
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