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When someone named Kirk give you herpes.
girl on the phone says "OMG Kirk my test came back and you gave me herpes"
kirk replies "No bitch those be Kirpes!! :D :D :D"
Kirpes by ryanf August 20, 2012
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noun. Grace of God
Composed of two words from Sanskrit, Kripa meaning grace and Esh meaning God.
His actions remind me of Kripesh.
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Kirtesh is a common name in India. Its derived from two words in Hindi language: Kirti (also spelt as Keerti) meaning Fame, Glory or Prestige and Ishwar meaning God or Ruler.
My friend's name is Kirtesh.
Kirtesh by HindiNames May 3, 2010
Kirtesh is a common name in India. Its derived from two words in Hindi language: Kirti (also spelt as Keerti) meaning Fame, Glory or Prestige and Ishwar meaning God or Ruler.
My friend's name is Kirtesh.
Kirtesh by HindiNames May 3, 2010
1.) Futre wife
2.) loveable soul mate
3.) perfect girl
4.) Avenged sevenfold fan
5.) MINE!!!!!!!
Kippes is all mine
Kippes by gob9319 January 17, 2012

kiresten 

Most beautiful woman in the world whose is always right about everything.
Kiresten is dry beautiful and knows everything, listen to her.
kiresten by Kiresten December 19, 2016

Kirpeled 

To become so intoxicated, the ability to speak in understandable words, becomes lost. When an individual is kirpled, they continue to attempt communication, to no avail, as they can only spout jibberish. Most other motor skills remain intact, which can be decieving to those around the kirpeled one. But once conversation is attempted, or even a simple "Do you have the time good sir?", there is no hiding the kirpeled one.

This condition is named for recovered alcoholic and all around great guy(since he quit drinking) Marc Kirpel of Florida.
Man: "Hey, bro, you having fun?"
Man 2 : "Havish nuj gud stakin fis!"
Man : " uhh..ok..later!"
Man 2 : "Levin nig tus frinkstin, ugm mushtig nuub die"

" Dude I was so kirpeled last night I woke up in my under wear, in the bathtub, at my moms house and there was puke all down the drivers side of my truck!"
Kirpeled by dead mans son July 14, 2009
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