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kiresten 

Most beautiful woman in the world whose is always right about everything.
Kiresten is dry beautiful and knows everything, listen to her.
kiresten by Kiresten December 19, 2016
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Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.
"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."
Kirsten by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016
Kirsten is very shy at first but is really outgoing when you meet them. She is very artistic and will have lots of inside jokes with you. She will always keep secrets. She is always there even when it’s tough. Sometimes she can be moody, but she always pulls through. She is very beautiful and attracts the fittest guys.
I want to be friends with Kirsten, she is so beautiful and sweet.
Kirsten by Oomalwe May 6, 2018

kiersten 

kiersten is a girl who will constantly put others before her without hesitation. she puts up a brave front so others will need her in their life and others will want her. kiersten is a girl who’s been through a lot in her life and she can still smile. even though it hurts. kiersten is a survivor. she’s a warrior. she’s someone that you need in your life because she has your back if you ever need someone to vent to. kiersten has a motherly love, a motherly touch. she gives amazing hugs and gentle kisses. kiersten is a drop dead goregous girl with an amazing smile. her actions are confusing but kiersten has a reason for everything she does.
person a: look at that girls smile
person b: on god, she must be a kiersten
kiersten by //-BBY-\\ November 7, 2018
Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!
Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.

chad and kiersten

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chad and kiersten by anonymous April 12, 2021

Atkee Kirsten 

Atkee Kirsten..... Is simply the best person I've ever met. She is an ABSOLUTELY charming person with a bright personality! No matter how hurt she is.... She will always put the emotions of her loved one as her top most priority. Fun, easy-going, forgiving etc..... These are her traits. And if u ever come across this person.... DONT YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART, I REPEAT
D O N T

Y O U
D A R E
BREAK HER HEART OR YOU'LL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
...
Oh well (ㆁωㆁ)
She is THE.BEST.PERSON.EVER!!
n that's on PERIODT.

LOVE YOU LOTS MOMMA!!!<3333333

Love,
(kRisten)
Atkee Kirsten.... Is the best person in this whole wide world!!!!!!
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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