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(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/)
A rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral sex. The origin of this virus is the original lab testing patient code named "Kerpa". Those exposed to the Kerpes virus will immediately be infected, showing symptoms like severe cough, vaginal or urethral bleeding, and in some cases death. The virus is highly mobile and has last been located at San Diego State University. To raise awareness about the Kerpes virus, visit the official Facebook page.
"Oh man dude, did you hear about Lizzie?"
"Yeah bro I heard she was messing around at a party and got Kerpes."
"Mother of God..."
Kerpes by Kerpes Victim September 13, 2014
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Keresa - A flawless angel with a heart of gold, a smile of pure radiance, and loves as easy as she breathes. Her kindness and love are a beacon to many, as anyone who meets her instantly feels her warm grace.
Keresa has a heart of gold and always outs others before herself.
keresa by SoNoice February 21, 2020
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The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.
Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.
kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011
A Hungarian surname meaning "gardener", those with this unique last name descend from a long line of intelligent and talented Hungarians. Known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and sexual prowess, it is written in old Hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a Kertesz to do whatever it takes to be with them...once you do, happiness is yours.

"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".
Player #1: We're losing!
Player #2: No shit, that's cause the other team has a Kertesz on it!"

Lonely man: "I am so lonely and unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"
Kertesz by Kat10002 December 31, 2011
A Kerese is a loving, kind, and caring person. She get jealous easily, but its only if she really loves you. She's always there when you need someone to talk. She is the best kind of friend. She loves to try new things. If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Karise, get ready for a wild ride (; Her love is everlasting. Don't reject a Kerese, you will regret it.
He's being treated right? Yeah he got a Kerese
kerese by Kyrese June 18, 2018

Kermesha 

The best black girl you will ever meet. Kermesha may seem shy at first and in important places like school or work, but when she's out of school she's the most fun-ass bitch that will never want to stop having fun! Kermesha is very friendly, nice and soft. Yet tough like a soldier. Anyone should be thankful to be livin' like Kermesha.
Person 1:Who's that chick over there?

Person 2: That cool looking one?
Person 1:Yeah, the bad-ass looking one
Person 2: Oh, that's Kermesha. I swear anyone who is friends with her has got one of the most slaying girls on the planet.
Kermesha by Vxper August 28, 2016

Kereshma 

Is one of those cool girls who everyone loves she has the prettiest eyes and long black hair she has the most stunning smile even to be seen everyone thinks she is such a good friend !
Kereshma is such a nice girl

I know right !!
Kereshma by Kereshma September 12, 2020
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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