Kirp

the tip of a man's penis.

"dude you stepped on my kirp!"

by allison September 08, 2004

Kirpes

When someone named Kirk give you herpes.

girl on the phone says "OMG Kirk my test came back and you gave me herpes"
kirk replies "No bitch those be Kirpes!! :D :D :D"

by ryanf August 20, 2012

Kirp

The act of having intercourse in fresh water basin

Donovan, I took that chick to the lake and kirped her real hard.

by Fresh Stankner January 28, 2023