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Kirdoppler Effect 

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.
Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
Kirdoppler Effect by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009

kirkopotimus 

After Losing all my games in Fortnite to a platypus, I'm going to head down to the local Kirkopotimus
kirkopotimus by plat333 January 26, 2019

Kirbopher 

A grey man with mitten hands who adorns a green sock hat and brown hair. Originates from TOME, a youtube animated show, created by Chris Niosi. ; The forbidden man.

Spice up your insults by using this name as a slur.
Person 1: I am inlove with Kirbopher.

Person 2: I will kill you, do not say that mans name in this house.
discord bot: You just said a forbidden word! It had been 4 second(s) since someone last mentioned kirbopher. Way to break the streak!
Kirbopher by nekoJPEG January 20, 2020
We have a major problem, the table skirt is kerpopoly.
Kerpopoly by Cowen June 18, 2009
A man who always has females and never fumbles moreover they have a stonh character and will
kirop by Max ciru July 7, 2023

Kirbophobe 

Fear of a canonically infinite power compressed into a pink ball of death , otherwise known as Kirby
After Austin was vored by Kirby , I was overcome with fear and became a Kirbophobe
Kirbophobe by SPIGA April 3, 2020