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Kirdoppler Effect 

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.
Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
Kirdoppler Effect by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009

kirkopotimus 

After Losing all my games in Fortnite to a platypus, I'm going to head down to the local Kirkopotimus
kirkopotimus by plat333 January 26, 2019

Kirbopher 

A grey man with mitten hands who adorns a green sock hat and brown hair. Originates from TOME, a youtube animated show, created by Chris Niosi. ; The forbidden man.

Spice up your insults by using this name as a slur.
Person 1: I am inlove with Kirbopher.

Person 2: I will kill you, do not say that mans name in this house.
discord bot: You just said a forbidden word! It had been 4 second(s) since someone last mentioned kirbopher. Way to break the streak!
Kirbopher by nekoJPEG January 20, 2020
We have a major problem, the table skirt is kerpopoly.
Kerpopoly by Cowen June 18, 2009
A man who always has females and never fumbles moreover they have a stonh character and will
kirop by Max ciru July 7, 2023

Kirbophobe 

Fear of a canonically infinite power compressed into a pink ball of death , otherwise known as Kirby
After Austin was vored by Kirby , I was overcome with fear and became a Kirbophobe
Kirbophobe by SPIGA April 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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