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King Cock 

A Chinese pheasant standing on a South Dakota hay bale, always the one that stands the tallest.
Look over there, it's King Cock looking for hens!
King Cock by I3UCKWHEAT September 17, 2021
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king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
king kongs cock by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.
I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.
King cockwomble by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.
"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."
Cockroach King by Pastek December 11, 2019

Kingcock 

Mike is the Kingcock of elgin.
Kingcock by rabbit November 14, 2003

Kingcock 

Someone that meets living legend status for the ability to obtain 3 or more whores in the same weekly booty call rotation while all involved know of each other.
Bruce must be a Kingcock since he has his Wednesday night, Friday night and Saturday night whores all in line for their booty call.
Kingcock by Walkntall April 16, 2014
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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