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A very sweet girl with scene hair. She is extremely beautiful with a gorgeous body. Despite being very pretty, she is very insecure about herself.
Kimisha by TechnicalityMan October 19, 2010

Kimimaro 

That sexy ninja dude from Naruto who is so much better than that little bitch Sasuke. His last name is Kaguya. He was awesome because he could pull bones out of his body and look sexier than Sasuke without a shirt on.

He also worships Orochimaru for bringing him up and loving? him.

But sadly he dies because he had to kidnap that bitch Sasuke.
Awesome Person 1: WTF? Kimimaro dies? Aw, he was so awesome.

Awesome Person 2: I know right? It was all that bitch Sasuke's fault!

Sasuke Fangirl: OMG! Sasuke is sooo much better than evryone else and he like totally owns!!111!!! And Sasuke is so sexy and hot and I love him and you guys suck for saying that!

Awesome Person 1 and 2: W/e...
Kimimaro by PwnKage August 1, 2009
Kimisha is a very strong woman with a huge heart. She loves to give gifts. She loves hard & will do almost anything for someone she adores. She loves kids although she doesn't want a lot of them of her own. She's a loving parent & will always be that parent her child can talk to about anything & won't get judged. She will ✂ you out her life with no problem if you act as if she owes you something. She doesn't like when people thinks she not smart enough. Man..... Is she funny! She always keeps her parents laughing. She's that go-to-girl. If you're looking for someone to fix your car.. Call Kimisha she'll know someone. If you're having plumbing problems, bed bugs problems, relationship problems, need to find an employee call Kimisha and she'll hook you up with the best in town. She admires music. She loves ALL music. She's intelligent, always keeps a serious look on her face. She's very sexy but doesn't always feel that way. She judges herself a lot. She beats herself up over her past mistakes. She's a protector. Mess with someone she loves & she'll be ready to rip you to shreds. If you get a Kimisha she's like a painting you found and thought it was just a piece of junk until you gave it away at a yard sale for free & found out later that it was worth more than you every worked in your lifetime. What would you do if you sold a trillion dollar painting away for free? Probably cry in the car & be depressed for years. Well that's exactly what it'd feel like losing a Kimisha.
Kimisha is the one I shouldn't have let get away.
Kimisha by Capa4life November 24, 2021
The belief that all pre-adolescent males aspire to become western country-side criminal justice enforcing agents.
If you don't know why your son wants to be a cowboy, you should look up the word kimism.
Kimism by philosopher of the future December 11, 2010
A very awkward child who enjoys drawing,swearing and emo/scene hair.
Boy:Stop trying to copy the Kimisha

Girl:-_-
Kimisha by Karline :] October 17, 2008
Struggling with mundane words when speaking a second language
hey, can you say "squirrel"? Or does it still come out like a Kimism?

Skwrrwellr
Kimism by MummyNick August 2, 2021
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