Kimism
The belief that all pre-adolescent males aspire to become western country-side criminal justice enforcing agents.
Kimism by philosopher of the future December 11, 2010
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Kimism by Varun_2010 July 2, 2024
Kimish
A form of English that makes no sense to any other party apart from those who are fluent. A word-by-word literal translation with humorous results for native English speakers.
Name is derived from the word Kim, who was the creator.
Name is derived from the word Kim, who was the creator.
Kids: Let's sing a song.
Kim: Heads knolders shes and toes, shes and toes, shes and toes.
Kids: What song is that mum?
Kim: It is the native song of Kimish.
Kim: Heads knolders shes and toes, shes and toes, shes and toes.
Kids: What song is that mum?
Kim: It is the native song of Kimish.
Kimish by DiScOtUrTlE December 16, 2011
Kimisha
A very sweet girl with scene hair. She is extremely beautiful with a gorgeous body. Despite being very pretty, she is very insecure about herself.
Kimisha by TechnicalityMan October 19, 2010
Kimimaro
That sexy ninja dude from Naruto who is so much better than that little bitch Sasuke. His last name is Kaguya. He was awesome because he could pull bones out of his body and look sexier than Sasuke without a shirt on.
He also worships Orochimaru for bringing him up and loving? him.
But sadly he dies because he had to kidnap that bitch Sasuke.
He also worships Orochimaru for bringing him up and loving? him.
But sadly he dies because he had to kidnap that bitch Sasuke.
Awesome Person 1: WTF? Kimimaro dies? Aw, he was so awesome.
Awesome Person 2: I know right? It was all that bitch Sasuke's fault!
Sasuke Fangirl: OMG! Sasuke is sooo much better than evryone else and he like totally owns!!111!!! And Sasuke is so sexy and hot and I love him and you guys suck for saying that!
Awesome Person 1 and 2: W/e...
Awesome Person 2: I know right? It was all that bitch Sasuke's fault!
Sasuke Fangirl: OMG! Sasuke is sooo much better than evryone else and he like totally owns!!111!!! And Sasuke is so sexy and hot and I love him and you guys suck for saying that!
Awesome Person 1 and 2: W/e...
Kipism
Or a "pseudo intellectual"
A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
"Yes see we are only .343 degrees southwest of the lines of latitude and the winds blowing east bound, we should arrive soon"
"STFU your pulling a Kipism
"STFU your pulling a Kipism
Kipism by N.Hollywood December 16, 2009
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