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Kilophobe

A person or entity who shames another person for being overweight.
Can you believe that guy? He's giving those kids a hard time because they have a couple of extra pounds on them! Total kilophobe!
by Reclusive June 20, 2020
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kekophobe

An individual who has an extreme fear of, or aversion to, the following:
patriotism
protecting national borders and identity
normal heterosexual couples
cartoon frogs
minorities who don't depend on the government for sustenance

The word kekophobe comes from the root word "Kek", who is the frog-like god of ancient Egypt. Kek is depicted in hieroglyphs as a person in front of a computer creating meme magic. Thus Kek was a prophecy of the Great Meme War which propelled Donald Trump into presidency. It is only natural that the alt-left would thus hate Kek and everything that Trump and his many supporters stand for.

Kekophobes are very unimaginative and they declare anybody who disagrees with them is a racist. They also like to think that anyone who doesn't agree with them is a fascist. This is not true, however, because the with the left-wing kekophobes attempt to control all media silence anyone who doesn't agree with the them — both of which are the embodiment of fascism.
Guy 1: Did that cunt Hitlery Clinton just call Pepe a racist symbol?
Guy 2: Yeah, calling everyone a racist is literally the alt-left's only strategy. What a kekophobe.
by Froto Saggins April 25, 2017
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kikophobe

An individual who has a concern for his financial well being when around Jewish people.
A kikophobe wouldn't cash a check at Goldberg's financial for fear of being short changed.
by asharpton December 1, 2019
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kinkophobe

a person who is disgusted or has a hatred for someone who is kinky
me: "hey did you hear about Nate?"
person 1: "what about him?"
person 2: "yeah I heard he was a kinkophobe"
by dfac July 7, 2016
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Kiltophobia

The fear of walking past a Scotsman on a windy day and their kilt blowing up to reveal a penis so infected it makes the blue waffle look edible.
Donald: It's a wee bit windy M'dear, I think you need to trim your beaver. It looks like the Jackson five's peaking out from under your skirt!
Fanny: Your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has Kiltophobia remember?

Donald: Aye, but she can't see it if it's in her mouth.
by Bells swan November 8, 2014
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Kinphobe

Similar to a homophobe, these kinds of people are highly against and/or hate on individuals who are otherkin. for one reason or another
Johnny over there is a total kinphobe
by IzumiWasTaken April 4, 2020
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Kilophobic

to be kilophobic is to be afraid of milk with a red cap
John: How you doing
Kyle: Just fine
John: Want some skimmed milk
Kyle: Ohh my lored im kilophobic get dat de fuc away
by eyodash January 10, 2017
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