Kiltophobia

The fear of walking past a Scotsman on a windy day and their kilt blowing up to reveal a penis so infected it makes the blue waffle look edible.

Donald: It's a wee bit windy M'dear, I think you need to trim your beaver. It looks like the Jackson five's peaking out from under your skirt!
Fanny: Your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has Kiltophobia remember?

Donald: Aye, but she can't see it if it's in her mouth.

by Bells swan November 8, 2014

Kolpophobia

Fear of seeing or thinking about a womens genital area.

Eric has kolpophobia.

by Ph4tm4n December 24, 2005

Kolpophobia

it derives from greek words kolpos ( vagina) and phobos (phobia) . it describes someone that is afraid even in the idea of a vagina

" o makis ipoferei apo kolpophobia, de tha gamisei pote tou o malakas..."

by dimitris!! August 6, 2006

kinkophobia

The fear of kinks or fetishes.

“Dude did you see that furry? I think I might have kinkophobia.”

by javaskkr December 27, 2019

Keatophobia

A fear of Keaton and his mean jokes

I’ve been clinicaly diagnosed with keatophobia

by KingVTC January 24, 2019

Kyrtophobia

Kyrtophobia is an extreme fear of earth's curve, largely due to the realization that one's life is insignificant in the context of the universe.

His kyrtophobia drove the zealous boy deep down the rabbit-hole of the flat earth.

by Kite Flying Dutchman July 11, 2022

Kilophobic

to be kilophobic is to be afraid of milk with a red cap

John: How you doing
Kyle: Just fine
John: Want some skimmed milk
Kyle: Ohh my lored im kilophobic get dat de fuc away

by eyodash January 10, 2017