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Kiltophobia

The fear of walking past a Scotsman on a windy day and their kilt blowing up to reveal a penis so infected it makes the blue waffle look edible.
Donald: It's a wee bit windy M'dear, I think you need to trim your beaver. It looks like the Jackson five's peaking out from under your skirt!
Fanny: Your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has Kiltophobia remember?

Donald: Aye, but she can't see it if it's in her mouth.
Kiltophobia by Bells swan November 8, 2014
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Kolpophobia 

Fear of seeing or thinking about a womens genital area.
Eric has kolpophobia.
Kolpophobia by Ph4tm4n December 24, 2005

Kolpophobia 

it derives from greek words kolpos ( vagina) and phobos (phobia) . it describes someone that is afraid even in the idea of a vagina
" o makis ipoferei apo kolpophobia, de tha gamisei pote tou o malakas..."
Kolpophobia by dimitris!! August 6, 2006

kinkophobia 

“Dude did you see that furry? I think I might have kinkophobia.”
kinkophobia by javaskkr December 27, 2019

Keatophobia 

A fear of Keaton and his mean jokes
I’ve been clinicaly diagnosed with keatophobia
Keatophobia by KingVTC January 24, 2019

Kyrtophobia 

Kyrtophobia is an extreme fear of earth's curve, largely due to the realization that one's life is insignificant in the context of the universe.
His kyrtophobia drove the zealous boy deep down the rabbit-hole of the flat earth.

Kilophobic 

to be kilophobic is to be afraid of milk with a red cap
John: How you doing
Kyle: Just fine
John: Want some skimmed milk
Kyle: Ohh my lored im kilophobic get dat de fuc away
Kilophobic by eyodash January 10, 2017