by bruce9707 May 07, 2009
To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg
"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"
by estack November 24, 2008
An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?
Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out
Marisa: But I don't have one
G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
Marisa: But I don't have one
G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
by Sensational_Shirley October 05, 2008
by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016
Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.
by Suplexcitybitch September 12, 2017
When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.
Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"
by Lavabirdgm July 03, 2015
The Goldbergs is an american sitcom that premiered on ABC, September 27, 2013. The show is about the coming of age of a geeky kid named Adam who documents his family's crazy life. He is the youngest of 3 siblings. His brother Barry, is an overconfident, dim-witted kid, his sister-actually brother in real life, Erica, is a basket case, and is very popular at her school. His mother, Beverly, is overprotective and would do anything to snuggle with her children, his father, Murray, has a hot temper, and lacks boundaries, and his grandfather Albert (Pops) Solomon, who has wild antics and has many girlfriends. They lived in Jenkintown, PA and was a dysfunctional family.
by SavageScrub938 March 25, 2018