kelophobia
Daniel experienced kelophobia in his YouTube comment section when he was called a 'fat whale who sounds like he just came out of the womb.'
kelophobia by mr pogger November 26, 2020
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Kenophobia
Kenophobia by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010
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kelophobia • Kellphobia • Kenophobia • Kekephobia • Kolpophobia • Kalphobia • Keatophobia • keiphobia • kenosphobia • kenphobia
Kylophonia
A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Kylophonia by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Kevphobia
When you’re scared of a nigga so much to the point where if he makes any type of movement close to you or at your direction you would automatically flinch
Person 1: Fuck! An eyelash got on my eye
Person 1: *goes to rub his eye*
Person 2: *flinches*
Person 1: Damn nigga why you flinching for? You got Kevphobia?
Person 2: Thought you were gonna hit me
Person 1: Yep. You got Kevphobia
Person 1: *goes to rub his eye*
Person 2: *flinches*
Person 1: Damn nigga why you flinching for? You got Kevphobia?
Person 2: Thought you were gonna hit me
Person 1: Yep. You got Kevphobia
Kevphobia by Kira Kellz January 27, 2019
melophobia
melophobia by swingman March 31, 2005
Zelophobia
Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with her boyfriend.
Zelophobia by Vandalised Love March 8, 2008
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