kelophobia

the fear/hatred of round-shaped people with high pitched voices who upload content to youtube

Daniel experienced kelophobia in his YouTube comment section when he was called a 'fat whale who sounds like he just came out of the womb.'

by mr pogger November 26, 2020

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Kenophobia

fear of voids or empty spaces

That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.

by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010

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kelophobia • Kellphobia • Kenophobia • Kekephobia • Kolpophobia • Kalphobia • Keatophobia • keiphobia • kenosphobia • kenphobia

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

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Kevphobia

When you’re scared of a nigga so much to the point where if he makes any type of movement close to you or at your direction you would automatically flinch

Person 1: Fuck! An eyelash got on my eye
Person 1: *goes to rub his eye*
Person 2: *flinches*
Person 1: Damn nigga why you flinching for? You got Kevphobia?
Person 2: Thought you were gonna hit me
Person 1: Yep. You got Kevphobia

by Kira Kellz January 27, 2019

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