kelophobia 

the fear/hatred of round-shaped people with high pitched voices who upload content to youtube

Daniel experienced kelophobia in his YouTube comment section when he was called a 'fat whale who sounds like he just came out of the womb.'

kelophobia by mr pogger November 26, 2020

Kenophobia 

fear of voids or empty spaces

That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.

Kenophobia by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010

Kylophonia 

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.

Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."

Kylophonia by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Kevphobia 

When you’re scared of a nigga so much to the point where if he makes any type of movement close to you or at your direction you would automatically flinch

Person 1: Fuck! An eyelash got on my eye
Person 1: *goes to rub his eye*
Person 2: *flinches*
Person 1: Damn nigga why you flinching for? You got Kevphobia?
Person 2: Thought you were gonna hit me
Person 1: Yep. You got Kevphobia

Kevphobia by Kira Kellz January 27, 2019

Kolpophobia 

Fear of seeing or thinking about a womens genital area.

Eric has kolpophobia.

Kolpophobia by Ph4tm4n December 24, 2005

melophobia 

1. the fear of music

2. the most bad ass band ever

Did u hera melophobia play last night?

melophobia by swingman March 31, 2005

Zelophobia 

An Extreme Fear Of Jealous Or Intense Emotion.

Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with her boyfriend.

Zelophobia by Vandalised Love March 8, 2008