Kills! 

when you are making a joke not funny anymore like when everyone is laughing and having a good time and someone out of nowhere just gets naked, they say kills.
OH KILLS.

man: hey hows it going
dude: fine how are you?
man:nice weather today is it?
dude: ummmm i like the ground
man: OH Kills!

Kills! by ScabsInMyUterus October 18, 2008

Kills 

The number of different people one has had sex with

Guy 1: I fucked that chick last night. Now I have four kills.
Guy 2: Nice!

Kills by dudewheresmylatsyrc December 27, 2009

kills 

really good weed or smoke also pronouced "the killz"

"man has he got the kills right now"

kills by Lilibuggs May 17, 2006

kills 

the act of finishing ones beverage or food product

Yo Sammy let me get kills on that gatorade

kills by J.P. Palmer June 4, 2007

kills 

a cigarette or joint is placed in the mouth, or between the teeth, and smoke is inhaled until the joint or cigarette burns as far as possible, often burning the lips of the person attempting to "get kills" on a cigarette or joint. Kills on a cigarette are often offered to a cheap friend who would like to jew your joint.

"Yo nigga, gimme kills on that joint"
"Fuck man, I burnt ma lips getting kills on that cig"

kills by .357ROB September 30, 2003

kills 

To fallaciate with ferocious intensity.

"Eimhin "kills" three guys on the train every time he goes home to Naas

kills by pingwin-thomaldish May 31, 2022

kills 

Someone who runs com since 2019.

Kills is daddy istg

kills by kills#4532 on discord October 3, 2022