Kewple

Noun: used to describe a cute couple.

Verb: used to express things that are being cute together.

OMG Lexie and Dylan are such a kewple.

Chocolate and peanut butter are the ultimate kewple.

That little old couple are kewple.

by Blunt Pastor’s Wife January 14, 2023

Kewper

Kewper is the best bro you will ever find. He is protective, tough, and can put up quite a fight! he isn't very bright, but will do what is needed to the best of his abilities.He can make a joke out of any predicament that comes his way. He loves dodos, and gaming to the max with his buddies.If you are looking for a cool guy and a best bro, Kewper is the guy!
( He also rules the Thatch Palace )

R.J: Who is that really cool guy?
Guy: Oh, that's that really cool guy, Kewper!

by Death Reaper April 18, 2019

keeple

Little odds and ends parts that you keep, for future possible use.

I took apart a broken CD-ROM drive and the little gears went into the keeple drawer.

by tecokid August 23, 2009

Kewpie Doll

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.

You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!

by ekks September 24, 2010

kewpie doll lamp

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck

"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"

by Michael Gladman April 23, 2006

Kewpie Dan

An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html

Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).

by Witches Brew September 28, 2003

keplered

When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.

The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.

This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.

Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered

by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018