kewpie

a naked baby doll that is the mascot of Hickman High School in Missouri which are the State Champions in Football. Just goes to show you that you don't have to have an intimidating mascot to kick everyone else's ASS!!!

the kewpies whooped all ya'll!

by missourimaniac May 13, 2005

Kewpie

A popular (and the first) brand of Japanese mayonnaise. It comes in a plastic squeeze bottle and has a Kewpie doll printed on the wrapper.

Okonomiyaki tastes way better with Kewpie mayo on it.

by ro3 May 22, 2007

kewpie

A portmanteau of cutie and pie, as popularized by the popular (read: superior) Japanese Mayonnaise brand. Also, qp

Omg, that insta pic I just uploaded of us is so kewpie

by dqtslc February 20, 2015

Kewpie Doll

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.

You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!

by ekks September 24, 2010

kewpie doll lamp

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck

"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"

by Michael Gladman April 23, 2006

Kewpie Dan

An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html

Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).

by Witches Brew September 28, 2003

kewpie dan

someone on Strong Bad's people-to-egg list
rather frightening looking character

by The Yellow Dart May 29, 2003