ekks's definitions

shooting match

Your entire efforts to achieve a goal through an inter-related, and sometimes complex, series of tasks. Usually preceded by the word "whole" as in "the whole shooting match"; alternatively "the whole shootin' match"

When Johnny got caught cheating on his wife - he lost the whole shooting match.
game project enterprise

by ekks September 14, 2010

Shooting beaver

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.

I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Bwammie

Verb: The act of a woman spreading her breasts apart, and after sticking your face in between, she lets them go.

Noun: The boing when her tits hit your face is called "bwammie"

Amy's tits went bwammie. It felt so good.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Clamshell

A $100 bill. Named this way as a derivation of "C Note". "C" being the roman numeral for 100.

I paid 2 clamshells for those shoes.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Real McCoy

In the legend of the bitter feud between the Hatfields and McCoys, a bloodline offspring of the McCoy's was the real McCoy. A child born from parents consisting of one Hatfield and one McCoy was not a real McCoy.

Therefore anything that is not genuine is not the real McCoy.

This store brand coke is not the real McCoy.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Kewpie Doll

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.

You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!

by ekks September 24, 2010

Peanuts

A lot of money.

He had so much money it was ridiculous. We might as well have been counting peanuts.

by ekks September 24, 2010