Definitions by ekks

Shooting beaver 

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.

I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.

Shooting beaver by ekks September 24, 2010

Bwammie 

Verb: The act of a woman spreading her breasts apart, and after sticking your face in between, she lets them go.

Noun: The boing when her tits hit your face is called "bwammie"

Amy's tits went bwammie. It felt so good.

Bwammie by ekks September 24, 2010

Clamshell 

A $100 bill. Named this way as a derivation of "C Note". "C" being the roman numeral for 100.

I paid 2 clamshells for those shoes.

Clamshell by ekks September 24, 2010

Real McCoy 

In the legend of the bitter feud between the Hatfields and McCoys, a bloodline offspring of the McCoy's was the real McCoy. A child born from parents consisting of one Hatfield and one McCoy was not a real McCoy.

Therefore anything that is not genuine is not the real McCoy.

This store brand coke is not the real McCoy.

Real McCoy by ekks September 24, 2010

Peanuts

A lot of money.

He had so much money it was ridiculous. We might as well have been counting peanuts.

Peanuts by ekks September 24, 2010

Kewpie Doll 

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.

You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!

Kewpie Doll by ekks September 24, 2010

Mr. Happy 

A penis the morning after having sexual intercourse.

I had sex last night. Mr. Happy is cool.

Mr. Happy by ekks September 24, 2010