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Kevins-Beard 

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Kevins-Beard by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
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Kevin Bard 

A singer / guitarist for the Long Island pop band, Stereo Skyline.
girl1: have you ever heard Stereo Skyline?
girl2: yeah, Kevin Bard's pretty sexy.