Kernab
The feeling that you know you'll never amount to anything, and that in 500 years nobody will remember you no matter how important you were, lol
Kernab by Big Bussin' September 23, 2022
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kenable
kenable by MojoJojoBTN September 29, 2017
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Kernab • kernability • Kernaghan • kernal • kernard • Kenabeek Hand Grenade • kenable • Kennabec • kerbab • Kernachan
kernob
Meaning knob, but more effective, long and drawn out when used as an insult.
Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.
Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective
Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.
Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective
Luke: *blah blah blah blah blah* (talking crap)
Laura: I think you're wrong
Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off
Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....
Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)
Laura: kernob
LAUGHTER
Laura: I think you're wrong
Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off
Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....
Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)
Laura: kernob
LAUGHTER
kernob by ben doherty May 18, 2006
kerbab
when you put your dick in a roll up sandwich and you let someone eat it. The method of eating is more of lightly biting, then chomping.
Guy 1: hey did you hear about what happened to Guy 3?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Ah dude, it was wicked man, his bf ordered him a kerbab last night!
Guy 2: Dude!
Guy 1: I know right!
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Ah dude, it was wicked man, his bf ordered him a kerbab last night!
Guy 2: Dude!
Guy 1: I know right!
kerbab by totalfuckingidiot May 21, 2020
the Kernapeck
A man that combines the attributes of two (dos in Spanish) separate men. Compared to the average man, he can do twice as much work, pull twice as many birds, drill twice as many pints, and chat with double the significance. One of a kind. Good on the left and right hand side of any pitch, bar, or club. Unique.
Bloke 1: That man is a monster. He can do so much.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.
the Kernapeck by FifthEarloftheSandwich November 21, 2016
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