Kernab

The feeling that you know you'll never amount to anything, and that in 500 years nobody will remember you no matter how important you were, lol

I feel Kernab, i am nothing in this little world, I'm simply a little speck in this universe.

by Big Bussin' September 23, 2022

kenable

French slang word for someone who is sexually desirable; a person that you lust after.

Mec, elle est vraiment kenable!

by MojoJojoBTN September 29, 2017

kernubbin

a small quantity of something. Usually referring to the last pieces of an item.

"The picture needs to move over just a kernubbin." or "Thanks for eating the last of it, now there is nothing left but the kernubbins."

by Freddy!!! May 22, 2005

kernage

when large amounts of popcorn is put in your crotch area.

Look she has kernage...

by wildcat fan October 8, 2009

kernob

Meaning knob, but more effective, long and drawn out when used as an insult.

Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.

Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective

Luke: *blah blah blah blah blah* (talking crap)

Laura: I think you're wrong

Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off

Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....

Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)

Laura: kernob

LAUGHTER

by ben doherty May 18, 2006

kerbab

when you put your dick in a roll up sandwich and you let someone eat it. The method of eating is more of lightly biting, then chomping.

Guy 1: hey did you hear about what happened to Guy 3?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Ah dude, it was wicked man, his bf ordered him a kerbab last night!
Guy 2: Dude!
Guy 1: I know right!

by totalfuckingidiot May 21, 2020

the Kernapeck

A man that combines the attributes of two (dos in Spanish) separate men. Compared to the average man, he can do twice as much work, pull twice as many birds, drill twice as many pints, and chat with double the significance. One of a kind. Good on the left and right hand side of any pitch, bar, or club. Unique.

Bloke 1: That man is a monster. He can do so much.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.

by FifthEarloftheSandwich November 21, 2016