kernob 

Meaning knob, but more effective, long and drawn out when used as an insult.

Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.

Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective

Luke: *blah blah blah blah blah* (talking crap)

Laura: I think you're wrong

Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off

Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....

Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)

Laura: kernob

LAUGHTER

kernob by ben doherty May 18, 2006

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Has the high ground.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin: You underestimate my power!

Me: Higher up than my friend.
Also me: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!

Obi-Wan Kenobi by BigBrainCharmander September 5, 2019

GENERAL KENOBI 

The response you give to someone that says “HELLO THERE!”

“HELLO THERE!”
“GENERAL KENOBI!”

GENERAL KENOBI by Pear Wild May 5, 2019

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

The sexiest man alive, who always has the high ground and is the glue that holds the star wars saga together.

Person 1- You ever see Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Person 2- You mean the MLG High Ground Master? Heck yea!

Obi-Wan Kenobi by BROthePRO February 14, 2021

obi wan kenobi 

beautiful

you are so obi wan kenobi

obi wan kenobi by https://www.amazon.com/gp/slre February 9, 2020

Adobe Wan Kenobi 

Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.

Wow, that guy is really awesome, he's like a real life Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Adobe Wan Kenobi by abarrach February 4, 2010

Obi wan kenobi 

This absolute beast of a human being is a jedi knight who is far superior to his apprentice Annakin "no legs" Skywalker. He also owns the high ground. He could be stood in canyon and he would have the high ground.

Obi wan kenobi- I have the high ground
Annakin Skywalker- You underestimate my power
Obi wan kenobi- *activate instant kill*
Annakin Skywalker- ooooofffffff

Obi wan kenobi by Captain high ground June 3, 2020