kernage

when large amounts of popcorn is put in your crotch area.

Look she has kernage...

by wildcat fan October 8, 2009

karma karnage

When you build up bad karma and then it all comes back on you in one day with a series of unfortunate events.

Jimmy ripped off too many people and now he is experiencing total Karma Karnage.

by Vapor S. Thompson November 24, 2013

Lord Karnage

Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-Way whose awesomeness rivals Chuck Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.

Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you're reading this, you will be force-fed to his army of robotic alligators named Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.

by RexFreeman February 26, 2011

kewnage

The enthusiastic advertising for "Kewn's World" placed (usually contravening some rule or law) at amusing and or highly visible or dangerous locations by a member of the Kewn Urban Militia for the purposes of propaganda and or roffles.

1. The Story Bridge in Brisbane, Australia fell victim to Kewnage.

2. With the increase in Kewnage on hash Brisbane, the natives were growing restless and the tithes were being levied again.

by azure March 28, 2003

the Kernapeck

A man that combines the attributes of two (dos in Spanish) separate men. Compared to the average man, he can do twice as much work, pull twice as many birds, drill twice as many pints, and chat with double the significance. One of a kind. Good on the left and right hand side of any pitch, bar, or club. Unique.

Bloke 1: That man is a monster. He can do so much.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.

by FifthEarloftheSandwich November 21, 2016

Karnage

One kickass motherfucker. Pwns you at any game. Likes to idle in #rgrdgr on IRC.GameSurge.Net

Dude, Karnage is owning me at AHL. Wait, he owns me at everything! D: D: I'm gonna go cyber on AIM or something..

by Karnage June 23, 2004

Kernaghan

adj. the act of literally poking someone in the sweet spot.

I kernaghaned billy and he giggled.

by Sean Grube March 15, 2003