Kerblooted

When you're so high that you aren't anything else

Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted

by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)

After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.

by Slimjakie October 26, 2016

kablooted

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.

DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!

by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kerblooey

A shocking event

It's too peaceful it makes you want a kerblooey!

by what's all this then January 6, 2023

kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.

"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"

by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

kerploofed

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015

Kerblasted

Indescribably stoned out of your fucking mind. Baked as a cake. High as fucking hell. Eyes as red as tomatoes, pretty much incomprehensible of anything.

Dude that bong hit has me fucking kerblasted.

by sarahknowswords March 15, 2017