Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)

After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.

Kerblasted by Slimjakie October 26, 2016

kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.

"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"

kerblasted by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

Kerblasted

Indescribably stoned out of your fucking mind. Baked as a cake. High as fucking hell. Eyes as red as tomatoes, pretty much incomprehensible of anything.

Dude that bong hit has me fucking kerblasted.

Kerblasted by sarahknowswords March 15, 2017

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012

Kerwasted 

(ker-wey-stid) - adjective: The act of being or becoming completely intoxicated. Indicated by loss of coordination, basic communication skills, and an acute inability to make intelligent decisions. Frequently accompanied by short-term memory loss and severe confusions/disorientation upon waking up the morning after.

This state is characterized as being more intoxicated than hammered or wasted and less intoxicated than kerplatzed.

The word originates from the combination of the common slang term "wasted" with comic book "onomatopoeia" (ex. whoosh, ka-pow, boom) as a prefix to amplify the original meaning and add a humorous context.

"Dude, I was so kerwasted last night that I woke up in a bush three blocks away from the party and have no idea how I got there."

Kerwasted by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Kerblooted 

When you're so high that you aren't anything else

Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted

Kerblooted by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

Kablasted 

Absolutely hammered.

Tomorrows already Friday? Holy shit I’m getting fucking Kablasted!

Kablasted by Pink and Shiny January 17, 2024