The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)
After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.
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Get the kerblasted mug.Indescribably stoned out of your fucking mind. Baked as a cake. High as fucking hell. Eyes as red as tomatoes, pretty much incomprehensible of anything.
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Get the Kerplasterfucked mug.(ker-wey-stid) - adjective: The act of being or becoming completely intoxicated. Indicated by loss of coordination, basic communication skills, and an acute inability to make intelligent decisions. Frequently accompanied by short-term memory loss and severe confusions/disorientation upon waking up the morning after.
This state is characterized as being more intoxicated than hammered or wasted and less intoxicated than kerplatzed.
The word originates from the combination of the common slang term "wasted" with comic book "onomatopoeia" (ex. whoosh, ka-pow, boom) as a prefix to amplify the original meaning and add a humorous context.
This state is characterized as being more intoxicated than hammered or wasted and less intoxicated than kerplatzed.
The word originates from the combination of the common slang term "wasted" with comic book "onomatopoeia" (ex. whoosh, ka-pow, boom) as a prefix to amplify the original meaning and add a humorous context.
"Dude, I was so kerwasted last night that I woke up in a bush three blocks away from the party and have no idea how I got there."
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