kerploofed

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

Kerblooted

When you're so high that you aren't anything else

Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted

by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

kerplopzed

totally gone; flagged

yo for real, he is kerplopzed!

by Wallace December 23, 2003

kerploof

To go completely and suddenly

My WiFi just went kerploof

by Gaspos March 29, 2021

kerplooie

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind

"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

by Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen March 10, 2014

Kerploowee

To “Kerploowee” means to ejaculate or get a nut off.

Brian: “yo bro! I just kerplooweed all over this broad’s face”

Evan: “Ayy yo dude! I’m gonna Kerploowee my bitch later tonight”

by Kerploowee January 13, 2022