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kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.
John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

Kerblooted 

When you're so high that you aren't anything else
Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted
Kerblooted by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

kerplopzed 

yo for real, he is kerplopzed!
kerplopzed by Wallace December 23, 2003

kerploof 

To go completely and suddenly
My WiFi just went kerploof
kerploof by Gaspos March 29, 2021

kerplooie 

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind
"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

Kerploowee

To “Kerploowee” means to ejaculate or get a nut off.
Brian: “yo bro! I just kerplooweed all over this broad’s face”

Evan: “Ayy yo dude! I’m gonna Kerploowee my bitch later tonight
Kerploowee by Kerploowee January 13, 2022