Kerblam

The most amazing word ever, this word can mean whatever you want it to mean and it can be used in any sentence

Hey look that dude is such a kerblam man

by MyNameIsNotMyName January 25, 2017

Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)

After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.

by Slimjakie October 26, 2016

kerblamo

An explosion usually relating to an automotive engine. Coined by Steve Matchet, F1 TV analyist.

Kerblamo! It done blowed up!

by JasonS5555 March 16, 2010

kerblammo

an exclaimation usually describing an explosion dude!
instead of saying KABOOM!
u gotsta say KERBLAMMO

"when thems terrorists was bombing thats place right it was all explody and it was like KERBLAMMO!!"

"nerin u r a fuckin idiot"

by nezzaNONCONFORMIST June 11, 2009

kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.

"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"

by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

Kerblumpkin

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin

I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

kerblamo

A proclomation by Italian lovers from Milan at the pinacle explosion of sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Uhhh (moaning), I'm cumming...."
Man: "Kerblamo!!!"

by cowpoke May 12, 2007