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Kerblumpkin 

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010
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kerblumpkin 

true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette
my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!
kerblumpkin by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005

Kerblumpkin 

Getting a blowjob/head while standing over the toilet vomiting. Not as regrettable as the variation blumpkin, and easier to accomplish
After a few too many drinks, nausea set in and while vomiting in the bathroom I pulled my pants down to start getting some kerblumpkin. When she was done she told me she loves me.
Kerblumpkin by Pat McKrawch July 27, 2023
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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