kerblumpkiss
a sexual act where the female collects the nob cheese from the male and spreads it on piece of toast and eats it with a cup of tea. other names: A chornomanboobski, bellendanerra.
kerblumpkiss by MandD April 2, 2009
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Kerblumpkin
When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.
Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010
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kerblumpkin by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005
Kerblumpkin
Getting a blowjob/head while standing over the toilet vomiting. Not as regrettable as the variation blumpkin, and easier to accomplish
After a few too many drinks, nausea set in and while vomiting in the bathroom I pulled my pants down to start getting some kerblumpkin. When she was done she told me she loves me.
Kerblumpkin by Pat McKrawch July 27, 2023
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