Kellymate

A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.

When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.

Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.

Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.

Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?

Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.

Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.

Kellymate by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010

KellyJane 

A person made almost entirely of win, attitude and awesome.

Previously a member of CastleOblivionUK (it disbanded), she co-hosts Demyx Time (as Axel, Zexion and Vexen) on YouTube with tealpirate (see below) and is the Sora of The Sora Show.

One of the members of Parlé Productions, she can nearly always be found pillocking and making faggotry with teal-pirate, One-Sky-One-Destiny, Tomoyo-hime, Mesodyx, sora1992, VanchaAyris and flames-of-monki.

KellyJane and tealpirate have been in a relationship for over a year.

She is independent, loyal to a fault and always up for a laugh. Defends her comrades from herds of wild chavs.

KellyJane(n): Demyx Time 9 was AWESOME! Did you see KellyJane as Vexen?! FRIGGING HILARIOUS!

KellyJane(v): Holy shit dude! Did you see Becky yesterday? She totally KellyJane'd those guys!

KellyJane by SmartGirl13 May 19, 2009

KellyJane 

KellyJane is one of the members of a cosplay group called Parle Productions. She and Jenn (tealpirate) are most known for thier hilarious show Demyx Time and the newer Sora Show.

She most known as Axel, but also as many others.

1. Have you seen the new episode of Demyx Time? KellyJane's hilarious in it!

2. KellyJane does not like glomping.

KellyJane by Compelled. March 19, 2009

Kellyman 

A person with a strange fetish for cats.

Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.

Mark: He totally had cat porn on his computer!
Dave: He's well a kellyman. Freak.

Kellyman by anon;) January 28, 2010

kellyraed 

When you’re late for work due to dodging potholes in the road and encountering traffic stop lights that only stay green for 3 seconds.

I was kellyraed for the fifth time this week and my boss is losing his patience.

kellyraed by Kempersmom January 6, 2020

Kellymae

Kellymae is the life of the party, she is kind, sexy, and fake tanning queen. She is always down for a good time, if u know what I mean ;), unless she has been smoking a bit to much of you know what.

“Yeah this party is pumping”
“Why’s that”
“Because kellymae is here”

Kellymae by Kellymaeeeeee November 22, 2021

KellyJane 

A KellyJane is a girl who acts as if she is very sexually adventurous, when in fact she is boring in bed. A KellyJane talks about lots of kinky things, possibly even claiming to be good at them, but then lies on her back doing nothing during sex. She may take some direction in bed, but will always be awkward about it, and nothing she does will be sexy, unless you find an aloof, bored, slightly uncomfortable affect sexy. She is terrible at giving blowjobs or any other sexual act.

“Last night I met this girl at a bar, she was talking about how she loves to be spanked and tied up and all this other kinky shit, but when we got back to my house it turned out she was a totally KellyJane”

“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”

KellyJane by Wordthworth March 2, 2020