KellyJane 

A person made almost entirely of win, attitude and awesome.

Previously a member of CastleOblivionUK (it disbanded), she co-hosts Demyx Time (as Axel, Zexion and Vexen) on YouTube with tealpirate (see below) and is the Sora of The Sora Show.

One of the members of Parlé Productions, she can nearly always be found pillocking and making faggotry with teal-pirate, One-Sky-One-Destiny, Tomoyo-hime, Mesodyx, sora1992, VanchaAyris and flames-of-monki.

KellyJane and tealpirate have been in a relationship for over a year.

She is independent, loyal to a fault and always up for a laugh. Defends her comrades from herds of wild chavs.

KellyJane(n): Demyx Time 9 was AWESOME! Did you see KellyJane as Vexen?! FRIGGING HILARIOUS!

KellyJane(v): Holy shit dude! Did you see Becky yesterday? She totally KellyJane'd those guys!

KellyJane by SmartGirl13 May 19, 2009

KellyJane 

KellyJane is one of the members of a cosplay group called Parle Productions. She and Jenn (tealpirate) are most known for thier hilarious show Demyx Time and the newer Sora Show.

She most known as Axel, but also as many others.

1. Have you seen the new episode of Demyx Time? KellyJane's hilarious in it!

2. KellyJane does not like glomping.

KellyJane by Compelled. March 19, 2009

KellyJane 

A KellyJane is a girl who acts as if she is very sexually adventurous, when in fact she is boring in bed. A KellyJane talks about lots of kinky things, possibly even claiming to be good at them, but then lies on her back doing nothing during sex. She may take some direction in bed, but will always be awkward about it, and nothing she does will be sexy, unless you find an aloof, bored, slightly uncomfortable affect sexy. She is terrible at giving blowjobs or any other sexual act.

“Last night I met this girl at a bar, she was talking about how she loves to be spanked and tied up and all this other kinky shit, but when we got back to my house it turned out she was a totally KellyJane”

“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”

KellyJane by Wordthworth March 2, 2020

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

kellyanned 

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

kellyanned by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017

Kellyanne 

Kellyanne (n.) - The act of effectively dodging a question or situation in order to avoid being held accountable for one's own behavior.

Some common techniques include changing the topic, blaming others, denying facts with extreme confidence, pulling blatantly false information directly out of one's ass, or all of the above.

"They played the security footage of me robbing a bank, so I just pulled a Kellyanne and blamed the whole thing on Obama."

Kellyanne by surprisebxtch February 12, 2017