A KellyJane is a girl who acts as if she is very sexually adventurous, when in fact she is boring in bed. A KellyJane talks about lots of kinky things, possibly even claiming to be good at them, but then lies on her back doing nothing during sex. She may take some direction in bed, but will always be awkward about it, and nothing she does will be sexy, unless you find an aloof, bored, slightly uncomfortable affect sexy. She is terrible at giving blowjobs or any other sexual act.
“Last night I met this girl at a bar, she was talking about how she loves to be spanked and tied up and all this other kinky shit, but when we got back to my house it turned out she was a totally KellyJane”
“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
by Wordthworth March 02, 2020