When you’re late for work due to dodging potholes in the road and encountering traffic stop lights that only stay green for 3 seconds.
by Kempersmom January 6, 2020
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Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
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A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.
Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!
by c0de_RED February 23, 2009
Get the Kellerpedia mug.The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
by KingKrule January 2, 2012
Get the Hellen Kellered mug.To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007
Get the Kellered mug.When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008
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