Kellymae

Kellymae is the life of the party, she is kind, sexy, and fake tanning queen. She is always down for a good time, if u know what I mean ;), unless she has been smoking a bit to much of you know what.

“Yeah this party is pumping”
“Why’s that”
“Because kellymae is here”

Kellymae by Kellymaeeeeee November 22, 2021

Kellymate

A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.

When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.

Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.

Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.

Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?

Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.

Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.

Kellymate by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010

Kellyman 

A person with a strange fetish for cats.

Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.

Mark: He totally had cat porn on his computer!
Dave: He's well a kellyman. Freak.

Kellyman by anon;) January 28, 2010

kellyraed 

When you’re late for work due to dodging potholes in the road and encountering traffic stop lights that only stay green for 3 seconds.

I was kellyraed for the fifth time this week and my boss is losing his patience.

kellyraed by Kempersmom January 6, 2020

Kellymarie

Kellymarie: The most beautiful girl you'll ever know. Be careful not to lose her trust because once it is gone then you are never getting it back. She has the biggest heart of all people and never puts herself first. She is always laughing and is always making others laugh. With her deep brown eyes and her long brown locks, it is hard not to fall in love her. She has a beautiful smile and a beautiful soul. Don't lose her because you will never find another Kellymarie in your life time. She is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have. Cherish her. Tell her everyday that you love her and how much. She loves to spoil others and doesn't receive anything but she doesn't allow this to stop her. Kellymarie is a wife material woman and has a few talents.

Man1: Hey dude did you see that new girl Kellymarie? Man2: Yeah, I've never met a Kellymarie before, she is beautiful.

Kellymarie by You'remyfire April 8, 2022