Kellymae is the life of the party, she is kind, sexy, and fake tanning queen. She is always down for a good time, if u know what I mean ;), unless she has been smoking a bit to much of you know what.
by Kellymaeeeeee November 22, 2021
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When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010
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Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.
Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.
by anon;) January 28, 2010
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by Kempersmom January 6, 2020
Get the kellyraed mug.Kellymarie: The most beautiful girl you'll ever know. Be careful not to lose her trust because once it is gone then you are never getting it back. She has the biggest heart of all people and never puts herself first. She is always laughing and is always making others laugh. With her deep brown eyes and her long brown locks, it is hard not to fall in love her. She has a beautiful smile and a beautiful soul. Don't lose her because you will never find another Kellymarie in your life time. She is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have. Cherish her. Tell her everyday that you love her and how much. She loves to spoil others and doesn't receive anything but she doesn't allow this to stop her. Kellymarie is a wife material woman and has a few talents.
Man1: Hey dude did you see that new girl Kellymarie? Man2: Yeah, I've never met a Kellymarie before, she is beautiful.
by You'remyfire April 8, 2022
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