Kelepi 

One of the best people on this planet. Huge muscles. Gleaming teeth. All the Girls are after him, indeed, all the guys are after him as well. His smile can move the heavens and make huge crowds of people faint from awe and the sheer beauty of it. Not only is he superior in every way, but he's a good person and is always willing to help people. He's the optimistic friend and one of the best people you will ever meet, always putting himself before others.

If someone asks Kelepi for help or money, he's the most likely person to oblige.

Kelepi by da bombbbbbbbb December 2, 2011

Keeping it 55th street 

Keeping it real; being upfront and honest.

"Keeping it 55th street with you, chief-- I don't think my friend Muna fucks with you."

Keeping it 55th street by ausdeb November 24, 2021

Kelecia 

The life of the party; makes people smile and laugh, even in the path of her misfortune. Secretive of her past, but tends to hide it with laughs and jokes. She's bubbly, ecstatic, vibrant and positive about life.

Kelecia is so fetch!

Kelecia by ainazyd July 26, 2015

keeping tabs 

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.

"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."

keeping tabs by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Keepin' the beanz icy 

to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".

"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"

Keepin' the beanz icy by VoodooJazzCafe August 24, 2009

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

Keeping Up with Thursday 

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.

This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

Keeping Up with Thursday by Salamander Ferret May 30, 2011