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Keeping up with a regular pubic hair shaving regimen.
"Hey, you think you're going to get any action tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I haven't been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn't like going down there when I don't."
by sexybackbob May 13, 2010
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'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009
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'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009
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A bad show where all the sisters curse 95% of the time and ague. Literally one of the worst shows in the world. They are all spoiled. Kylie and Kendall have risen far above their game though. Kendall has taken model to a whole new level and Kylie has met large success launching her own makeup line, Kylie Cosmetics. Keeping up with Kardashian's can be very fun to watch though.
Keeping up with the Kardashians shouldn't be watched all the time.
by ChristianQueen June 12, 2018
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The show where the sisters are just using Fake Houses. Keeping up with the Kardashians is all staged. Don't believe it. The sisters need to fall in love with God and not riches.
God needs to baptize all the Kardashians/Jenner's. Keeping up with the Kardashians is a lie.
by ChristianQueen June 12, 2018
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A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.
I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!
by Brutus The Definer July 03, 2018
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