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Okita Soushi died from kekkaku.
Kekkaku by Ganondorf October 20, 2003
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Translator Note: "Keikaku" means "Plan".
All according to Keikaku
Keikaku by Hobiron August 4, 2019

keikaku doori 

Japanese for "Just as Planned". A phrase made popular by Light Yagami of Death Note.
Light's amazing plan worked out exactly as he had planned. "Keikaku doori", he exclaimed.
keikaku doori by hallwaykun August 18, 2008
Keikaku means plan.

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast that you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded, everything has gone according to keikaku.
The ruling Elite's keikaku is to --- through bioterrorism and mass-vaccination campaigns, and via other means of culling and dumbing down Humanity, and through staging conflicts and events giving rise to pretexts --- have a one-world Government, a one-world currency, no national borders or national sovereignty, cash forbidden and outlawed, with the private ownership of firearms illegal, a one-child policy with breeding requiring a license, everything taxed, and systems of Eugenics normalized into society such as frequent and regular vaccinations and by-default vaccination at birth, everything tracked with ubiquitous computing and RFID and GPS, with the Earth's population forcibly maintained under 500 million with the humans that do live being forced to live in compact compact cities with all other space being off-limits, with the entire economy and all human activity revolving around carbon-credits and offsetting your so called CO2 footprint, all humans being considered a burden and a weight for the planet, with babies seen as a source of pollution of toxic waste.
keikaku by random731290 February 9, 2010
Keikaku means plan in Japanese.Use this word and you will be cemented as a 1000 IQ Otaku and everyone on Reddit will like you.
Example 1:*Taps glasses* All according to keikaku
Example 2:Editor's note keikaku means "plan"

Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku

!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!
An anime that starts off as a fun game with cute little girls transforming into magical girls with hidden identities and gaining magical powers that help them collect magical candies.
The protagonist is a girl named Koyuki. She is turned into Snow White one day by Fav, the mascot.
Snow collets a shit load of candy and gets to the top.
A girl gets eliminated and dies.

Fav adds the option to transfer candies to others.
Everyone wants to steal Snow's candy.

Snow's friend dies. Since she died, nobody got eliminated that week.

The girls realise they can just kill each other to survive.

A girl known as Alice knows Snow because she helped her once. She follows her around and Snow is lowkey scared.

Alice is immortal.
Swim Swim(antagonist)figures she can track down her real identity and kill her in her human form since her powers won't work. Swim kills her. Snow hears Alice in troubl. She finds her dying body. Alice gives her the rabbit's foot. It'll help her later.

A bunch of other girls died. The last girls to remain are Swim, Ripple and Snow.

Ripple fights Swim.

Ripple and Swim die.
Snow is the last one.
Fav wants Snow to be his master.
Snow wants to kill the little shit.
She can't.
Fav starts mocking the dead girls.
Snow gets pissed.
Ripple is revived.
She takes Swim's weapon which is super strong and breaks the master terminal, killing Fav.
Snow White becomes a thug magical girl.

The end.
Guy 1: Hey do you have any good animes?
Guy 2: I've watched Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku. If you like watching little girls die bloody and sorrowful deaths then go ahead and watch it.

The Shiore Kokkaku Disease 

The Shiore Kokkaku disease is a fictional disease where the victim of self hate and thoughts of suicide begins to slowly watch their skin wither which will eventually lead to an inevitable death. Victims contract the disease through almost successfully killing themselves but surviving. Their skin then slowly starts to wither until nothing is left but their bones. The disease has no cure but it can be slowed down. By having the victim find happiness in their life, and by slowing gaining a better mental health state, the Shiore Kokkaku disease will stop spreading. However the effects are irreversible and the patient will eventually die.
Ex : I wish there was a way to escape the fate of the Shiore Kokkaku disease, but I’ll eventually have to come to terms with reality...
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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