Keefner 

A Keefner is someone who, though intelligent, frequently have those moments when you just can't help but wonder. Ususally blonde and totally awesome, Keefners' are, nine times out of ten, totally smokin' hot.

The blonde boy revealed that he was a Keefner, a surprise to no one due to his great taste in music and six-pack abs.

Keefner by super dummy August 29, 2010

keener

(Canadian slang, noun) Individual eager to demonstrate knowledge or participate enthusiastically in school, church, seminars, etc. Like nerd, geek, brown-noser, smartypants, etc. but with more emphasis on willingness and enthusiasm, and less on social inadequacy, sycophancy, or natural ability.

Sally's classmates thought she was a keener because she always put her hand up in Chemistry, but her friends knew she had a crush on Mr. Smith.

A: I finished all the homework for next week.
B: Don't be such a keener! You're making the rest of us look bad!

keener by slickerthanthou April 19, 2007

Keefered

when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)

Man you just got keefered

Keefered by Keefering July 29, 2018

Keener Bingo 

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.

I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.

Keener Bingo by dshea August 16, 2009

Keffner

Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.

Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.

Keffner by daringstudent April 7, 2010

super keener 

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.

EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"

super keener by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

keener by the other keener April 4, 2019