Keffner

Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.

Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.

Keffner by daringstudent April 7, 2010

Kefferie 

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.

Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.

Kefferie by Codemann22 April 7, 2019

kleffner 

an irish word meaning to have a large penis.

OMG he is so kleffner when he took his pants off!

kleffner by Lights out March 24, 2005

keffered 

The art of grabbing a ram sheep by the horns and the scrotum with both hands, and tossing like a sack of potatoes.

You'd better watch out son, you're about to get keffered.

keffered by alsonotherbert April 6, 2017

Keffer 

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

Keffer by Matt October 20, 2004

Kefferz 

Slang term for KFC.

lets go to kefferz

Kefferz by Shaun Oxford II February 19, 2009

Keefner 

A Keefner is someone who, though intelligent, frequently have those moments when you just can't help but wonder. Ususally blonde and totally awesome, Keefners' are, nine times out of ten, totally smokin' hot.

The blonde boy revealed that he was a Keefner, a surprise to no one due to his great taste in music and six-pack abs.

Keefner by super dummy August 29, 2010