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Keester Kiss 

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.
Keester Kiss by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005
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keestering 

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016
A cool, funny girl that is so hot and she will make you say DAYUUUM with her body.
She is the best and super sarcastic and has a ton of friends.
Super cute and crazy and WOOOW you just gotta love kidest's
1.kidest is caring
2.cutie
3.wild
Kidest by Layla1234567890 July 9, 2012

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.
Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.
keester bunny by Beffy June 13, 2007
After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!
Keester by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005
smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings
Keester by mister fister October 2, 2003