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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister

Kekistan 

The holy Land of Kek, the home of the Kekistanians and people of Kekistani heritage, and warground between the Kekistani people and Normies.
Person #1

Where are you from?
Person #2

The glorious country of Kekistan.
Kekistan by Glanderson Booper February 3, 2017

soupy keister 

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

kekistan 

The ancient country of Kekistan. Home of the frog people, also home of the world famous now forbidden Pepe.
Stop being Kekophobic, I'm from Kekistan, praise keke
kekistan by FeelsTrumpman February 2, 2017

Kekistan 

Holy Land of the frog people. Praise Kek. REEEEEEEEEEEE
You may go to heaven and I will go to Kekistan.

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security