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Damn girl, you are so Kidist today.
kidist by Sanandraomo December 26, 2008
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kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Kimestalgia 

The feeling of coziness, nostalgia, peace, tranquility, and longing to be part of the view of a futuristic city at night.

Not just limited to a futuristic city view but also views of futuristic structures and transportation in space, underwater, and etc. are all part of the feeling of "Kimestaglia"
Stephen: Hey, do you see this cyberpunk artwork?
Jeremiah: Yea man, I feeling some heavy kimestalgia right now.
Stephen: Hell yeah. You're right.
Kimestalgia by Alchemist_2100 December 14, 2020

Miami Kitestring 

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.
I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!
Miami Kitestring by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010

Ruzain is the kindest 

Ruzain is the kind of guy who will always be by your side and will never let you go.Once you get close to him, you will notice that he will be concerned for you and always supports you.
If you see a Ruzain, dont forget to say thank you to him.
Wow! Ruzain is the kindest!
Damn... Ruzain is the kindest , he really cares for me-

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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