Keanter 

Noun: Being a literal asshol or cunt for not apparent reason.

Verb: causing someone to commit suicide

Noun: That bitch Lexi is being a keanter.
Or
Verb: I keantered that chick because I stopped talking to her

Keanter by SuhBruv101! October 29, 2017

Krantered 

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

Krantered by Kranter December 25, 2008

kanter 

To randomly omit certain, often important, details.

Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.

kanter by igotkantered March 28, 2010

keaster 

put in your ass to hide or hold...

where do you stash your dope when your driving? i keaster it...

keaster by mrfnk November 21, 2009

Kanter-card 

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

Kanter-card by D H July 7, 2007

Keante 

Keante is the definition of pure awesomeness. When a person just oozes epic amounts of swag and awesomeness he is referred to as a Keante. This does not happen much since not many people can live up to the Keante name. Is also known to do work in the weight room and wear Nike Shox...what up.

See that dude right there that just looks like a walking pillar of awesome?? Thats Keante.

Keante by DKkilla December 9, 2010

keaster eggs 

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

keaster eggs by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015