Keante 

Keante is the definition of pure awesomeness. When a person just oozes epic amounts of swag and awesomeness he is referred to as a Keante. This does not happen much since not many people can live up to the Keante name. Is also known to do work in the weight room and wear Nike Shox...what up.

See that dude right there that just looks like a walking pillar of awesome?? Thats Keante.

Keante by DKkilla December 9, 2010

keante 

Keante can be with one person for a long time with out finding interest in someone else , he is full of laughter and has the ability to make a person smile any time he wants. Not to many people have this name , which makes him different in many ways. He is also a man of business Keante mind is mostly on his money and his future funds .

Keante is a wonderful person

keante by Keante December 19, 2016

Keante 

The most prettiest, funniest, comforting, loving, caring person in the world
There is no one better than a Keante.

PERSON: *crying*
Keante: *comfort and hugs*
PERSON: *stops crying*

Keante by Definitions.of.names January 24, 2022

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Keanne 

Keanne is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is a kind and loving person who will always be real to you no matter what. She may not give the best advice but she’ll support you in whatever decision you make. Keanne is very funny and joyful so you’re guaranteed to have a good time with her. Keanne has a heart of gold and of course she catches boy’s attention vy just being herself

I wish i was keanne

Keanne by Somebody from ireland November 23, 2019

Keaten

keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.

oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him

Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016

keasten 

The GOAT

Keasten is the GOAT (greatest of all time)

keasten by Keasten January 7, 2017