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An estimated time of day where you need to cum atleast 7 times to impress the homies
BRO ANDO PULLED A KAYFE? HE IS CRAZY
Kayfe by Shlurg January 27, 2024
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Kafeel is a beautiful name which actually means sponsor who is responsible for everything you can trust him And he's a love able guy A true friend who Always helps in u in your bad time. A smart a good looking guy he is A true Trust Worthy friend.
Oh So u r the kafeel Of the team
Kafeel by Mr.Toretto June 1, 2019
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Kayfe Kayfee Kayfers kayden Kaydence Kaycee kayde Kafer kayce kaffer
Kaye is a very cool person. Kaye is very nice but willing to tell the truth to anyone and not be fake. She makes a lot of jokes and has a lot of feeling that she traps inside. Kaye is someone who is always willing to be there for her friends. She is also super loud and outgoing.
Who is the new girl?

Oh that’s Kaye! Don’t mess with her.
Kaye by heyitsme123@gmail.com June 12, 2019
Kaye is an incredibly smart and passionate young lady. She sets goals (that may be too high sometimes) and puts all her efforts and energy into fulfilling them. Her talents focus more on the academic and intellectuals and not so much on the home ec stuff, such as cooking. In fact, she is terrible at it! Her incredible fashion sense makes up for it though. Kaye has an easy to approach personality where she may seem quiet at first but is extremely outgoing and fun once you get to know her. Because of this, she can make friends anywhere easily. Although she may be quite indecisive a lot of the times but only because she tends to look at each option and outcome first. Kaye is clumsy when it comes to love and any person that pays her any attention will immediately catch her eye. However, if she comes to find THE ONE then all her thoughts are preoccupied with them. She becomes the most loyal and faithful partner any person could have. If you know a Kaye, cherish her and do not take her for granted. Kaye needs constant assurance that you love her and appreciate her. Show her and you definitely won't regret it!
Guy: Did you hear that only one person got a perfect score on the test?

Guy 2: Dude, it was totally Kaye!

Example 2:

Girl: Omg did you hear that Kaye broke up with another guy again?

Girl 2: There she goes again..
Kaye by Okurt ;)) September 17, 2018
when you want kahoot and to yeet at the same time
Lemme just kayeet that thot out of here
kayeet by VERY_MUCH April 20, 2018
Nordic Alien body-snatchers that see the earth as a farm, and humans as the most profitable crop. They will casually “drop-in” on an unsuspecting human and take their body for a spin, much like they are test-driving a new car. Of course, if there are a few dents or scratches later, or the car was involved in a felony, that wasn’t THEIR doing. Humans are so stupid and easy to manipulate, after all.

Part of the whole “Ancient Astronaut/Ancient Alien” club that genetically modified our species for their own gain, and that are planning a non-hostile take over by just whispering stupid stuff in our ears, and occupying the best-looking and most gullible bodies and turning them into world leaders while they have wild sex and orgies, and the poor humans don’t even get the benefit of a reach-around.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.
Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.
kayeen by Hoisin Saucy September 17, 2019

Kayelee Syndrome 

When the school thot dates one of your friends and gives them no freedom
Friend 1:yo man wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2:Sorry man my girlfriend said no
Friend 1:isnt that your decision tho?
Friend 2:naw man my girlfriend has kayelee syndrome
Kayelee Syndrome by Suckmydicklilbitch September 12, 2019
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