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Guy with big nuts
Wow look at that guys nuts! He’s gotta be a Kasler
Kasler by Cwissy poo March 3, 2024
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Kalergization 

the process of diluting a nations' culture, history and gene pool through mass immigration, birth rate differences and interbreeding, in order to make them rootless, nationally and behaviorally disunited and easier to control.

Named after Swiss-Japanese globalist and European Union founding father Count Coudenhove Kalergi and his "Kalergi Plan" to create a globalist world order by forcing the wipeout of the White race and the formation of a "Euraso-Negroid" population which would be rootless and less capable of or less compelled to question authority, ruled over by a globalist elite of Jews and other hand-picked

other word forms Kalergizing, Kalergized, Kalergizable, Unkalergizable, etc. etc.
"10% of Sweden is made up of muslims, Arabs, Afghans, Somalis, and the number will pass 20% in a few decades. The majority of rapes are by these minorities, but the Swedish state refuses to publish reports on ethnic data, and the Swedish media constantly attacks the notion of Swedish identity and denies the existence of ethnic Swedes. Its a slippery slope into Kalergization."

"France is becoming Kalergized at an alarming rate. Soon there will be more Mosques than there are Churches, the Arab and Black populations are rapidly outbreeding the native French, and interracial propaganda is repeatedly broadcast through the media, on campus and in pornography."
Kalergization by Schlomosa September 19, 2018

Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.
That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters
Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019

kaspered 

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
kaspered by coneman March 25, 2013
such a kind, generous person, who owns up to their shit 99% of the time.
"He's so nice to that person"
"He's a kaser"
Kaser by Coolaaron September 18, 2014

Kasher Quon 

Detroit's Funniest Scam Rapper
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Kasher Quon by DreSaidS0 November 19, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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