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a tall white cis man typically from Northeast Ohio, seen out and about with a comb over hairstyle.
You: "You see that man over there, he looks like a Kasler."

Me: "I like his comb over."
kasler by Sicparvismagna September 7, 2022
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Guy with big nuts
Wow look at that guys nuts! He’s gotta be a Kasler
Kasler by Cwissy poo March 3, 2024
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kasler Kasper kasher kayler Kailer Kaser kaster Kesler's Theory Kahler kaler

Kalergization 

the process of diluting a nations' culture, history and gene pool through mass immigration, birth rate differences and interbreeding, in order to make them rootless, nationally and behaviorally disunited and easier to control.

Named after Swiss-Japanese globalist and European Union founding father Count Coudenhove Kalergi and his "Kalergi Plan" to create a globalist world order by forcing the wipeout of the White race and the formation of a "Euraso-Negroid" population which would be rootless and less capable of or less compelled to question authority, ruled over by a globalist elite of Jews and other hand-picked

other word forms Kalergizing, Kalergized, Kalergizable, Unkalergizable, etc. etc.
"10% of Sweden is made up of muslims, Arabs, Afghans, Somalis, and the number will pass 20% in a few decades. The majority of rapes are by these minorities, but the Swedish state refuses to publish reports on ethnic data, and the Swedish media constantly attacks the notion of Swedish identity and denies the existence of ethnic Swedes. Its a slippery slope into Kalergization."

"France is becoming Kalergized at an alarming rate. Soon there will be more Mosques than there are Churches, the Arab and Black populations are rapidly outbreeding the native French, and interracial propaganda is repeatedly broadcast through the media, on campus and in pornography."
Kalergization by Schlomosa September 19, 2018

Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.
That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters
Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019

kaspered 

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
kaspered by coneman March 25, 2013
such a kind, generous person, who owns up to their shit 99% of the time.
"He's so nice to that person"
"He's a kaser"
Kaser by Coolaaron September 18, 2014

Kasher Quon 

Detroit's Funniest Scam Rapper
Kasher Quon by DreSaidS0 November 19, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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