kasler

a tall white cis man typically from Northeast Ohio, seen out and about with a comb over hairstyle.

You: "You see that man over there, he looks like a Kasler."

Me: "I like his comb over."

by Sicparvismagna September 7, 2022

Kasler

Guy with big nuts

Wow look at that guys nuts! He’s gotta be a Kasler

by Cwissy poo March 3, 2024

Kalergization

the process of diluting a nations' culture, history and gene pool through mass immigration, birth rate differences and interbreeding, in order to make them rootless, nationally and behaviorally disunited and easier to control.

Named after Swiss-Japanese globalist and European Union founding father Count Coudenhove Kalergi and his "Kalergi Plan" to create a globalist world order by forcing the wipeout of the White race and the formation of a "Euraso-Negroid" population which would be rootless and less capable of or less compelled to question authority, ruled over by a globalist elite of Jews and other hand-picked

other word forms Kalergizing, Kalergized, Kalergizable, Unkalergizable, etc. etc.

"10% of Sweden is made up of muslims, Arabs, Afghans, Somalis, and the number will pass 20% in a few decades. The majority of rapes are by these minorities, but the Swedish state refuses to publish reports on ethnic data, and the Swedish media constantly attacks the notion of Swedish identity and denies the existence of ethnic Swedes. Its a slippery slope into Kalergization."

"France is becoming Kalergized at an alarming rate. Soon there will be more Mosques than there are Churches, the Arab and Black populations are rapidly outbreeding the native French, and interracial propaganda is repeatedly broadcast through the media, on campus and in pornography."

by Schlomosa September 19, 2018

Kaeslermeters

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.

That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters

by USWA April 7, 2019

kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

Kaser

such a kind, generous person, who owns up to their shit 99% of the time.

"He's so nice to that person"
"He's a kaser"

by Coolaaron September 18, 2014

Kasher Quon

Detroit's Funniest Scam Rapper

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by DreSaidS0 November 19, 2020