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Karl jóhan thomsen
Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.
Karl jóhan thomsen by kaylacranny May 22, 2019
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The Karl Jobst Theorem
The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
The Karl Jobst Theorem by prokymannpron May 25, 2021
Karl-Johan
Karl-Johan by Aabank April 11, 2017
karl-johan
Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.
karl-johan by //Nosen October 14, 2017
karl johan
A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome
karl johan by Kæælll February 6, 2018
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karl-johan by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018
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